A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says: 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh, 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
Outrageous Chocolate Chip Cookies
1/3 cup white sugar
1/3 cup brown sugar
6 T butter, softened
1/2 cup peanut butter (yummy)
1/2 t vanilla
1 egg
1 cup whole wheat flour (freshly ground)
1/2 cup rolled oats
1 t baking soda
1/4 t salt
2/3 cup semisweet chocolate chips
Preheat oven to 350
Cream together sugars and butter. Add everything else! The dough might see a little buttery, but cooks up perfect. Drop by tablespoon on to lightly greased cookie sheet. Bake 10-12 minutes.
Yummy, my kids and Sean just loved them!
3 comments:
Those blonde jokes hit a little too close to home for me! I am soo making those cookies this weekend, then I'm going to have to ride 50 miles to make up for eating the whole batch!!!
so I just looked at your pic of Andrew and Jaxton and got a kick out of it!.. Then I thought Andrew Jackson. Haha. Anyway, thought I'd say hey!
ok the joke was AWESOME anyhow these cookies sound great if I get my camp stuff done maybe I can get these made for Jay he'll love 'em!
Post a Comment