Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Our husbands clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
3. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing!
5. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
6. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
7. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
8. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
9. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
10. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
11. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
12. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
13. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems!
15. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Did you hear about the blonde that...
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
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